Guru Pitka Ashram...

Love Guru is super duper uber funny....
& to think i watched it at 2am...funny sia...

Guru Pitka Ashram's words of wisdom:

fate is a joke...
& the joke is in your hand...(gettit?)

Intimacy = Into-Me-I-See

Clarity
Organisation
Charm
Knowledge

& thats why i have a bigger COCK than you....

From Nowhere to Now Here...

& my favourite...

Basic
Instructions
Before
Leaving
Earth

& girls....its not wrong when guys says BLOW ME...
it only means..

Be
Loving &
Openhearted
With
My
Emotions

and soo on...you must really watch it....damn stupid & funny...
here's another one

Guru Tugginmypudha: speak of your parents.

Guru Pitka: they are both dead...but they were missionaries..

Guru T: what did they do before that..

Guru P: they were dog stylist...

Guru T: so...let me get this straight...they were into doggie style before the missionary position..

wtf rytes....i can still remember the dialogues....funny sial....