Ramlee & Jamilah...

Is love a tender thing? it is too rough,
Too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn.

If love be rough with you, be rough with love;
Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down.

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Jamilah is the sun!

O Ramlee, Ramlee! wherefore art thou Ramlee?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.

What's in a name? That which we call a rose,
By any other word would smell as sweet.

Love goes toward love, as schoolboys from their books,
But love from love, toward school with heavy looks.

Good-night, good-night! Parting is such sweet sorrow
That I shall say good-night till it be morrow.

Come, gentle night, — come, loving black brow'd night,
Give me my Ramlee; and when he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of Heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night,
And pay no worship to the garish sun.

For never was a story of more woe
Than this of Jamilah and her Ramlee.

ultimate boredom....

my jokes commited suicide due to depression as they were self-concious about being lame....

dis is what boredom do to an imaginative 17 year old....

holidays sucks especially when ur penniless...(wait moneyless...sounds more macho).

as syed sits in front of his computer...he imagines his monitor is a pet dat he can talk to & pet...
so technically he just wants a pet to pet...

aside from that should syed blog about his evil twin?....
or is dat getting old...hmmm...

wait i just realise....i can create an Evil Twin Theory...

when one has an evil twin....one is capable of doin magical stuffs as one's evil twin squander on negative thoughts....so...one is able to thrive towards success as one uses his evil twin as a steppin stool...

soo....when one is able to meet with two....one becomes three...

another reason why my comical logic wants to commit suicide....

Fucking, Freaking, Freaky, 4bia....

sial laa.....its been ages since a horror movie is damn freaking horrorifying to me....
as in it really left a mark in my imagination....

i mean i can give 'some' credits to the other horror movies like Jangan Pandang Belakang & Ju On...

but fuck la...4bia is damn creepy....
if u say its not scary, shocking or freaky...

its either u didnt pay attention...
u were 'concentratin' on ur other half....
or just ur just too shallow...& tries his/her best to act 'big' for no reasons.....

P.S: thai girls in this movie is super cute(:

Learning Point of The Day....

Marriage Tip: A BLOWJOB A DAY, KEEPS THE LAWYER AWAY(:

more NDP pics....

truth behind syed...

there is one thing that i never tell you all before.....
the truth behind syed....

noo...this is not a declaration that he's gay...
(everyone knows that)
not even a proclamation that he's single any nobody wants him...(everyone knows about that too)

the thing is that
Syed has an evil twin...

agian noo...not an evil twin that goes around and killing people....(although sometimes i wish he could)

his evil twin is really down to earth...
his an emotional wreck...

if it was evil twin syed using the com now...
he wouldn't even be posting this post now...
he'll be studyin for his exams &
shouting vulgarities around on how life sucks....

coz now as syed is posting this post...
evil twin syed is intensely trying to cram all his FON notes into his brain....

he will be sulking the whole day thinkin about all the mockery he encountered in his life....
evil twin syed even tried his best to make a mark in other people's lives...but as usual....he failed...& failed terribly he did....

soo...if you happen to see an emo shit msn nick....
its probably EVIL TWIN SYED using it to check his mail....

dun worry...this isn't a classic case of Schizophrenia or any other mental disorder...
EVIL TWIN SYED Really Exist....
i even posted his pics before....

Good Luck Evil Twin Syed(:

Guru Pitka Ashram...

Love Guru is super duper uber funny....
& to think i watched it at 2am...funny sia...

Guru Pitka Ashram's words of wisdom:

fate is a joke...
& the joke is in your hand...(gettit?)

Intimacy = Into-Me-I-See

Clarity
Organisation
Charm
Knowledge

& thats why i have a bigger COCK than you....

From Nowhere to Now Here...

& my favourite...

Basic
Instructions
Before
Leaving
Earth

& girls....its not wrong when guys says BLOW ME...
it only means..

Be
Loving &
Openhearted
With
My
Emotions

and soo on...you must really watch it....damn stupid & funny...
here's another one

Guru Tugginmypudha: speak of your parents.

Guru Pitka: they are both dead...but they were missionaries..

Guru T: what did they do before that..

Guru P: they were dog stylist...

Guru T: so...let me get this straight...they were into doggie style before the missionary position..

wtf rytes....i can still remember the dialogues....funny sial....

Pictures!!

National Day 2008

NDP 08 rocks....
im a vip usher...
i got to watch NDP 5 times!!

5 times of FireWorks...
5 times of Black Knights...
5 times the enjoyment....

i torn the night at cathay....wait torn or taunt....alaa whateva...i didnt go home thr night of NDP....spent my time at The Cathay...LOVE GURU IS FUCKING FUNNY...dat will be a post for another day....

reahed home at 8am?...i think...was to shagged....

will upload the pics on the next post...wait ah....

another National Day Celebration with friends.....

dun get me wrong.....the best tymes i had in my life is spendin time with them....they are the best & they really change my life.....

but it reallie sickens me the most is when people say..."Syed...you still single arh?....unimaginable seh...if i wasnt attached i will surely go for you"....its like wtf..

but what to do....i'm just lyke the bait at the end of a fishing rod waitin to be eaten by a fish...

and people claim that there are many fishes out there in the sea....

but have they ever wonder what if i cast out my fishing line into the singapore river....will there still be alot of fishes??....

pictures of you..pictures of me..hung up on your wall for the world to see....

pictures of you..pictures of me..remind us all of what we used to be....

people claim that i rarely post pictures of myself....be it on my blog or on frienster....
and the asked me to post some recent pics of myself....
but i implore you this....why are you askin me to crack or break or shatter your monitor screen....

isit this an eyesore.....

this is what I call high self-esteem(:

when stupidity meets me....

LESSON OF THE DAY: When wearin ur nurse uniform...please don't do a flying kick(:

coz this will happen.....

new look??...