Wednesday, December 3, 2008

S.Y.E.D II

Syed
Yearns for
Empathy
Daily

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Test One

lets see what happens if Syed quits Nursing.....

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Burn....

another month dat will fly pass....
november....nothin much abot this specific month....
just that it's the month after halloween....
and the month before christmas....

like i celebrate those two.....

won't be looking up to next year coz even though it's 09....
i'll still be in that fuckin 1.2 till APRIL!!

it's wayy too early to do a new year's resolution.....

but what the heck....
next year....Syed intends to burn down all ngee ann lecture theaters....
and in their places...Syed intends to build movie theaters, clubs and a prata stall....
not forgettin a area dedicated for all of us to sleep....

Imagine....
a field of mattresses.....
bolsters as trees....
pillows as flower fields....

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........... ............ ............

Friday, October 31, 2008

lesson learnt...

you will never know euphoria till you have a tube shoved though your nostril into your stomach(:

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Let Them Speak....

Tears Of Craziness...
Reflection Of Stress...


Friday, October 17, 2008

Dance Prescription.....

I'm gonna be a salsa dancing nurse!!...

all i need now is a boyfriend and life is goin to be perfect.....

p.s: please catch the sarcasm....

Sunday, October 12, 2008

DAMN

school starts tomorrow.....what else could i say?..

Checklist:

iron uniform X
- idiot i'm in poly..

whitened school shoes X
- err....my shoes are black..

school books X
- they are called lecture notes....n NO i have not bought them..

sleep early X
- it's 10.30pm now n i intend to sleep at 1am....n school starts at 9am..

isn't school opening sooo eventfull....

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

wo de hua yu hen hao...

what the hell....

i just found out i got a D for my chinese.....

idiot...i practice soo hard n yet i get a stupid D....
waste my time..
waste my money..
waste my pen ink..
waste my breath..
waste paper basket....

i paid around $100 for like one semester of chinese lessons.....
and yet i learn much more chinese words within a few days of my attachment....
i even learn hokkien, cantonese and new vulgarities.......
wtf rytes....i noe....

i dont tink i will blog abt my attachment.....
coz in the first place, im lazy to write my CA journal....
so it defeats the purpose of me bloggin about my attacment when i refuse to write my journal....
got logic rytes?...

gluteus maximus(but)....just to sum up 7 days of attachment....
its Fun,Funny & Fucked...

Thursday, September 18, 2008

WOAI.....

boring siaaa......

i have a love hate relationship with my attachment.....
i'm constantly tired....
i'm having insomnia....
i'm broke....
my GPA sucks to the core....

buttttttttttttttt..........

the people around me ROCKS....
my new house ROCKS.....
SHG staffs ROCKS....
the stones around me are actually ROCKS...

Friday, September 12, 2008

S.Y.E.D

Syed

Yearns for

Entertainment

Daily

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

reminds me of childhood memories??..

Its been ages since i last heard this song.....
never quite understand the lyrics till now....

as in i first heard this song in my primary school days......
den heard it again during secondary school......
but ony now den i finally make out the words....

pathetic....i noe...but you're never to old to find out bout stuffs....

MxPx - GSF

You didn't have to be so mean to me
I guess now I see how it's gonna be
I'm joining GSF, I've made up my mind
Forget this thing called love, it's a waste of time, waste of time


Girls ain't no good anymore, anyway
Not for one second have I understood
Why they do what they do, why they say what they say

Always happens to my friends, it always happens to me
It's taken me 18 years to finally see
She said, "Can we just be friends? It's just not workin' out."
Another broken heart that I can do without, do without

Friday, September 5, 2008

musing over a new blog name...

hmmm...i noe its been days since i last blog....but what is there to blog about....

like i've said frm the start...im not some wimp who blog about his daily activities...

"omfg today sucks....got scolded frm my mum...wake up late...but manage to reach school on time...otw to school, i met this cute girl...hen ke ai...omg omg..."

SYED DON'T DO THAT...

he only blog when somthing interesting happens....






so for this week/month....




i had an idea....

i want to change my blog link n name....so i need ideas people....
intelligience alwyas come in numbers....so i need your help....

Think of a new cool and stylish name for this fabulous blog...

so send in ur entry for the "NEW BLOG NAME THINGY CONTEST" at
P.O Box 912 Caldecot Hill 126649

Winners stand a chance to win my life-long freindship and affection...

For those in a relationship...please seek ur partner's consent before entering...

Winners Will Be Notified Through My Imagination..

Terms & Condition applies...

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Ramlee & Jamilah...

Is love a tender thing? it is too rough,
Too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn.

If love be rough with you, be rough with love;
Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down.

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Jamilah is the sun!

O Ramlee, Ramlee! wherefore art thou Ramlee?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.

What's in a name? That which we call a rose,
By any other word would smell as sweet.

Love goes toward love, as schoolboys from their books,
But love from love, toward school with heavy looks.

Good-night, good-night! Parting is such sweet sorrow
That I shall say good-night till it be morrow.

Come, gentle night, — come, loving black brow'd night,
Give me my Ramlee; and when he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of Heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night,
And pay no worship to the garish sun.

For never was a story of more woe
Than this of Jamilah and her Ramlee.

Monday, August 25, 2008

ultimate boredom....

my jokes commited suicide due to depression as they were self-concious about being lame....

dis is what boredom do to an imaginative 17 year old....

holidays sucks especially when ur penniless...(wait moneyless...sounds more macho).

as syed sits in front of his computer...he imagines his monitor is a pet dat he can talk to & pet...
so technically he just wants a pet to pet...

aside from that should syed blog about his evil twin?....
or is dat getting old...hmmm...

wait i just realise....i can create an Evil Twin Theory...

when one has an evil twin....one is capable of doin magical stuffs as one's evil twin squander on negative thoughts....so...one is able to thrive towards success as one uses his evil twin as a steppin stool...

soo....when one is able to meet with two....one becomes three...

another reason why my comical logic wants to commit suicide....

Fucking, Freaking, Freaky, 4bia....

sial laa.....its been ages since a horror movie is damn freaking horrorifying to me....
as in it really left a mark in my imagination....

i mean i can give 'some' credits to the other horror movies like Jangan Pandang Belakang & Ju On...

but fuck la...4bia is damn creepy....
if u say its not scary, shocking or freaky...

its either u didnt pay attention...
u were 'concentratin' on ur other half....
or just ur just too shallow...& tries his/her best to act 'big' for no reasons.....

P.S: thai girls in this movie is super cute(:

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Learning Point of The Day....

Marriage Tip: A BLOWJOB A DAY, KEEPS THE LAWYER AWAY(:

more NDP pics....





Thursday, August 14, 2008

truth behind syed...

there is one thing that i never tell you all before.....
the truth behind syed....

noo...this is not a declaration that he's gay...
(everyone knows that)
not even a proclamation that he's single any nobody wants him...(everyone knows about that too)

the thing is that
Syed has an evil twin...

agian noo...not an evil twin that goes around and killing people....(although sometimes i wish he could)

his evil twin is really down to earth...
his an emotional wreck...

if it was evil twin syed using the com now...
he wouldn't even be posting this post now...
he'll be studyin for his exams &
shouting vulgarities around on how life sucks....

coz now as syed is posting this post...
evil twin syed is intensely trying to cram all his FON notes into his brain....

he will be sulking the whole day thinkin about all the mockery he encountered in his life....
evil twin syed even tried his best to make a mark in other people's lives...but as usual....he failed...& failed terribly he did....

soo...if you happen to see an emo shit msn nick....
its probably EVIL TWIN SYED using it to check his mail....

dun worry...this isn't a classic case of Schizophrenia or any other mental disorder...
EVIL TWIN SYED Really Exist....
i even posted his pics before....

Good Luck Evil Twin Syed(:

Monday, August 11, 2008

Guru Pitka Ashram...

Love Guru is super duper uber funny....
& to think i watched it at 2am...funny sia...

Guru Pitka Ashram's words of wisdom:

fate is a joke...
& the joke is in your hand...(gettit?)

Intimacy = Into-Me-I-See

Clarity
Organisation
Charm
Knowledge


& thats why i have a bigger COCK than you....

From Nowhere to Now Here...

& my favourite...

Basic
Instructions
Before
Leaving
Earth

& girls....its not wrong when guys says BLOW ME...
it only means..

Be
Loving &
Openhearted
With
My
Emotions

and soo on...you must really watch it....damn stupid & funny...
here's another one

Guru Tugginmypudha: speak of your parents.

Guru Pitka: they are both dead...but they were missionaries..

Guru T: what did they do before that..

Guru P: they were dog stylist...

Guru T: so...let me get this straight...they were into doggie style before the missionary position..

wtf rytes....i can still remember the dialogues....funny sial....

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Pictures!!








National Day 2008

NDP 08 rocks....
im a vip usher...
i got to watch NDP 5 times!!

5 times of FireWorks...
5 times of Black Knights...
5 times the enjoyment....

i torn the night at cathay....wait torn or taunt....alaa whateva...i didnt go home thr night of NDP....spent my time at The Cathay...LOVE GURU IS FUCKING FUNNY...dat will be a post for another day....

reahed home at 8am?...i think...was to shagged....

will upload the pics on the next post...wait ah....

Saturday, August 9, 2008

another National Day Celebration with friends.....

dun get me wrong.....the best tymes i had in my life is spendin time with them....they are the best & they really change my life.....

but it reallie sickens me the most is when people say..."Syed...you still single arh?....unimaginable seh...if i wasnt attached i will surely go for you"....its like wtf..

but what to do....i'm just lyke the bait at the end of a fishing rod waitin to be eaten by a fish...
and people claim that there are many fishes out there in the sea....

but have they ever wonder what if i cast out my fishing line into the singapore river....will there still be alot of fishes??....

Thursday, August 7, 2008

pictures of you..pictures of me..remind us all of what we used to be....

people claim that i rarely post pictures of myself....be it on my blog or on frienster....
and the asked me to post some recent pics of myself....
but i implore you this....why are you askin me to crack or break or shatter your monitor screen....

isit this an eyesore.....

this is what I call high self-esteem(:

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

when stupidity meets me....


LESSON OF THE DAY: When wearin ur nurse uniform...please don't do a flying kick(:

coz this will happen.....

new look??...



Monday, July 28, 2008

my pathetic love story....

i just couldn't take it anymore......

i can't keep it all to myself

my sadness shall be set free...

i thought that u could be my one and only...

we were like together only for a short while....

the only thing i did with u was to eat lunch....thats all...

i even had future plans between u and me...

i thought that we had a special moment that day wen i first caught a glimpse of u...

i can still remember ur touch and the way ur skin felt when it touches mine...

what freaks me up the most was that i didnt even manage to take a picture with u....how lame is that...

its was a waste as i knew that something special could have happened between us....

you knew that you'll always be close to my heart...

i even thought of showing u off to my frens...and tell them that ur mine...

but cruel fate always stab me in the back....

you left me...

you freaking left me alone...

fuck you laa my BLACK TIE....

where did you go....i just bought and today u went missing...

damn la...

Thursday, July 24, 2008

u all will b attendin my wake soon...

i got FON & CITS powerpoints to do.....
MIC PRACTICAL & MANDRIN FINAL PAPER to study.....
and CNP 1000 word essay is by MONDAY....

soo...as u can see my life is fun n entertainin....
i either die by seizures coz i've been starin at the com since 8...
or mayb die by severe insomnia coz im tired but cant sleep...

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

......

you will reallie start to feel like crap when even the clouds shows u the finger.....

Monday, July 21, 2008

Multiple Post.... Multiple Post.... Multiple Post....

hahas.....juz wanted to post some piccs....but no intro needed...pics are self-explinatory(:
GUYS DON'T CAMWHORE....DEY ARE JUST DISPLAYIN THEIR PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS!!

Lemon Tea $2...damn worth it

Percie kissed a girl(:

Racial Harmony People......

Happy Racial Harmony Day!!!
"Show Some Love People"

its so cool that even though we all are in poly, we still got the chance to 'celebrate' racial harmony day.....but ders still no Children's Day and Youth Day!!...

Nurses Day is coming....AUGUST 1st....all yr1 nurses please go to the celebration...its compulsory!!....
i'm the cameraman on dat day(: (im the assistant cameraman....but still good enuf)
so cool la....my dream can still b achieved even thou im in nursing(:

Year1 HS Delegates(:

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Fatigue...

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

in tribute of.....

sounds soo dramatic rytes....hahahas....no lahh....i din noe wad to put as the title of this post....

a little bonus info about Syed:
Syed is a panadol addict...
Syed is a pain addict...
Syed is a clown...
The End...
(:
cool...i jus made a chalice(inverted pyramid)......
ANYWAES....thanks to some loud people....i constantly have this song in my head....
in the land of mars,
where the women dun wear bras..
and the men dun care,
coz dey dun wear underwear...
yay!
okae la....shud b dats all...ohya...life sucks, there's many girls out der somewher and some other random thing....

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Stresss is seriously not my vocab.....

i still believe in last minute work.....last minutes work creates geniuses....seriously...all my life..no matter how organized and well planned my group is....eventually its comes to last minute work...and guess wad?....it always a success(85%)...hahahs....
oh well...just finish doin my CNP...mann long time never do powerpoint slides...as in realie put in my effort and do from scratch....hahas...(it just shows my work effort all this while)...hahahs

like i promised...picture of the day!!
and it comes from three guys who got nothin to do and wore ndp tees for lecture(:

Booooo!!

damn...i forgot to post ytd...damn damn damn....was busy doin my CITS product and presentation...damn damn.....but now im juz postin without any purpose....seriously....no pics...nuthin.....will post again later...i think....after doin my CNP ppt.....wait eh!..must b patience...

WALAOWEI!!!

Monday, July 14, 2008

i feel like crappp.....

u noe wads crap?...its a jargon from dunnoe which slang to represent shit a.k.a faeces.....i feel like one now.....either being dump into the toilet or being fingered out by a nurse....no matter how or what....i feel like crap...


on a brighter note.....HELLBOY II Rocks!!....seriously...but to me its not realie a must-watch....but before u die...at least watch it once....even if its the credits(:

can you read what my knuckles says?....

can't?...here's a better picture(: